Venting Steam.

Alternative Title: Fangirls, Orlando and Elves, oh my!

Well I finally got this buggering thing to work. Which in itself doesn't sound like an achievement until you realise that I'm working from a Vista!

Pity the boy!

I didn't really want to write a journal. I'm too busy doing important shit like sitting about, eating crisps and occasionally scratching myself.

But then my friend came along and said 'Hey you know what? You should do a blog!' and I thought 'What the hell? I can fit five minutes into my heavy schedule...'

So I made one.

And then promptly forgot about it.

What? I'm busy dammit!

But I digress, things have been real busy lately. I've got a professional English Language expert to agree to review K:TSD (thats Kalama: The Silver Door for the simple) for me after its finished.

One day, I'll decide to tell you peeps about it in a bit more detail. But not today. I'm tired, leave me be. I will say that there are no Elves in it. I. HATE. ELVES!

No seriously, Elves are pointless! They live for hundreds of years, they are supposedly wiser, stronger and more agile than us humble humans and yet what have they achieved??

They still live in the fucking TREES for Gods sake!

Secondly, because of the fucktard teenage girls that only like Legolas in Peter Jackman's Lord of the Rings because Orlando Bloom played him.

Now I've read J.R.R Tolkien's books and Legolas to me was a much more interesting character there.

No offense to Bloom, he's a great guy, I love his films. But when these people (and I use that word veeery loosely) go on and on and on about how smexy he is over forums, it makes me want to apply face to desk.

Repeatedly.

That kind of fandom is something I want to avoid, almost as bad as the shite I read about that guy whose name escapes me from Twilight.

So, no elves. Hardy hardy har.

I'm all out of rage for now, I'll try and stick up a new post here two, maybe three times a week. Don't forget to comment of course.

Until next time
Trilby